O'Leary Photos. More Characters from "Black Dynamite". Team Member. Aunt Billy. Captain Yancy. Kid 1. Black Dynamite's Mother.
Valet Girl. Cream Corn. Neighborhood Kid. Soul Brother. Woman at table. Kevin Chapman Characters. Lyft Passenger Alcoholic. Frank Mckinny. US Marshall Cove. I can't tell if it's a trick, a tick, a talent, or tourrette's.
Cream Corn: You're the funniest man alive or dead. Well, thank you, miss. Whose idea was this, anyway? Hey, little kids. I'm Black Dynamite. I know you all ain't got no parents, so how 'bout I replace them with a lifetime supply of [bleep]. Comedy man. Now, I don't get you or your comedy jokes or comedy in general, but what I am gonna get is you to the Sunset Strip so I can pay my damn taxes. Can you dig it? Let's go get something to eat - before Black Dynamite kills us with his back taxes.
Man, I tell you the I. You ever notice when you look at your check, it says "F. You're in the black. I want to see it in cash! That's right. But havin' people laugh at you all the time ain't all it's cracked up to be. Sometimes, I just want my [bleep] hugged. Nah, baby. I stopped drinking two minutes ago. Don't nobody believe you, Richard Pryor. I'm so ugly, the tears roll down the back of my neck. When I cry, they don't want to be on my face.
Oh, what you gonna do to me? Do you hear me? Man, did you see that? Man, you got to show me how to do some of that stuff, Black Dynamite!
We could be like Blackman and Robin. We bad. You ever seen that before? Well, I'm not! Stop laughing at me. I'm serious. This better not be one of your comedy jokes, because Black Dynamite don't ever hold no grown man in his arms like a baby when he's cryin' and weepin' Especially a comedy man.
He said, "it's always the same. When you talk, people listen. I want somebody to listen so I can teach them somethin'. Dynamite, Black! You made bail! How 'bout I pay your tax bill, you look the other way, and we both get to walk away with a - cool little story to tell?
Black Dynamite don't ever break his words. A'ight, man. This is all in an effort to bring justice to the Black Community and to restore it back to its peaceful ways. In an abandoned warehouse, Austin Powers is in search of Dr. On the other end of the warehouse, Black Dynamite gets out of his car and heads in there, hoping to find one of his nemesis, Fiendish Dr. Evil sent you here to do his bidding?
Black Dynamite continued twirling his nunchuks around before catching Austin off guard with a spinning heel kick to the temple. As Black Dynamite was about to hit Powers with the nunchuks, Powers evaded the attack and caught him with a Judo Flip.
Black Dynamite charged at Powers with each strike but Powers managed to maneuver his way around Dynamite's attacks before catching him with a Judo Chop. Powers went for another Judo Chop but it was blocked by Black Dynamite, who delivered a chop of his own followed by a front kick. As the bullets from Dynamite's Smith and Wesson aimed for Powers, two of the bullets hit the British Secret Agent's gun out of his hand, and grazing him in the shoulder. Seeking shelter himself, Powers hid behind some cover also but found a Beretta M Austin managed to hit Dynamite in the shoulder as the black vigilante started to back peddle while still shooting at Powers.
Another bullet hit Dynamite in the shin, causing him to fall. What gave Black Dynamite the victory was that despite Powers being equipped in the same manner as Dynamite, he had better training, usage of weapons, good smarts and a killer instinct.
To see the original battle, weapons, and votes, click here. The Joker and four of his best men arrive in town, ready to take it over. Suddenly, a voice cries,"Yo cracker! The Joker, having no patience for this, opens fire along with his goons, killing a militant. The Joker and his team retreat laying down fire, pinning down Black Dyanmite's team. The rest of the team give chase on a different path, running straight into the Joker goons.
The joker blows the last militants head off with his revolver while Cream Corn reveals the flamethrower on his back, utterly torching a goon. Sholanda : My momma said my daddy's name was Black Dynamite. Brickwilla : So did my momma! Black Dynamite : Err, uhh, hush up little girls. A lot of cats have that name. Black Dynamite : Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrification is only outmatched by your zest for kung-fu treachery!
Honey Bee : Black Dynamite, you ain't got to worry about Gloria. She gonna be safe in here. I been keeping the girls up on their kung fu like you told me to. Now, they find her up in here, we will fricassee they honky asses. Gloria : Dynamite, are you sure about this? Maybe we should call the police. Black Dynamite : No, Mama. You can bet your sweet ass and half a titty whoever put that hit on you already got the cops in their back pocket.
You be cool, Mama. Bee here will keep you tight and out of sight. I'm gonna shake the tree from the roots and rake up the fruits, rip it up out of the ground, find out what's going down. Don't worry about tomorrow, Mama, because tonight Euphoria : Dynamite's gonna make everything all right. Black Dynamite : Euphoria, shut the fuck up! I know that was you! I ain't even gotta look! I should send your ass back to Crenshaw Pete with his hot-ass coat hangers, bitch.
Would you like that? There is a long silence between Black Dynamite and Gloria]. I'll be waiting here till you come to get me. Gloria : Thank you for saving my life. Black Dynamite : You be cool, Little Mama. I'll be back before too long. Gloria : [after Dynamite kills a would-be assasin in a donut suit] How did you know?
Black Dynamite : Because donuts don't wear alligator shoes. Black Dynamite : Fiendish Doctor Wu, you done fucked up now! Black Dynamite : I'm declaring war on anyone who sells drugs to the community. Black Chick 2 : Black Dynamite, that was the best loving I ever had. White Chick 2 : Me too. Asian Chick : That goes triple for me.
Black Dynamite : Shh. Mama, you're gonna wake up the rest of the bitches. Bullhorn : Man, you guys ain't had no waffles like these. These waffles are so good, they're like they come from down South. These buttery motherfuckers will melt in your mouth. Man you ain't had no waffles Black Dynamite : Wait! Bullhorn, what did you just say? You said, 'Melts in your mouth'. Black Dynamite : What else melts in your mouth? Black Dynamite : Exactly. And not in your hands.
Militant 3 : Mars Candy Company make it. Yeah, yeah. Black Dynamite : And Mars is also Saheed : The Roman God of War. Militant 2 : Ares. Black Dynamite : Now, you take Mars and spell it backwards, drop the S. Cream Corn : Ram. That's right. And ram is the zodialogical sign for Aries. Now dig.
Ares' half-sister is Athena. Black Dynamite : Now you're getting it. Cream Corn : Whoa, whoa, whoa. Athena, Athens. Saheed : Which is the capital of Greece. Black Dynamite : And as we all know, zodialogical astronomy was created by the Greeks in Militant 2 : And is the area code to Topeka.
Oh, my God. Black Dynamite : Now take that, spell it backwards and drop the S. Militant 3 : Snake doc. Snake doctor, yeah! Black Dynamite : Yes. And brothers, who is the Greek Demigod of Medicine who believed that snakes' tongues had mystical healing powers? Cream Corn : Aesculapius, of course. He had a staff with snakes intertwining all around that bitch. They called it Aesculapius' staff. It's a symbol the medical field uses to this day.
Black Dynamite : Now, what legend involving snakes is in both Greek and Roman mythology? Now, come on. It involves Aesculapius' own father. Woman at table : Apollo. Black Dynamite : Yeah. Thanks, lady. Black Dynamite : Yeah yeah, mama. Now you could hit the sheets or the streets, it don't make me no never mind. Now that's your bag baby, you can go, or you could come. Can you dig it? Black Dynamite : Scram.
I said split! Shake the scene you turkeys! Get out of my house! I'll see you all tomorrow. Black Dynamite : Breathe deeply, baby. Nurse Jenny : Daddy, you make my heart beat. Black Dynamite : Yeah, Dr. Dynamite can hear that. But I think you're running a temperature. Let me see if I can find a thermometer for you. Doctor : What the-? I told you urine sample, Nurse Jenny. Doctor : Black Dynamite, I mean, really?
Black Dynamite : Hey man, you sent her in here with them titties. What did you expect? How's my x-ray. Doctor : Well, no fragments. In and out. You're lucky, Black Dynamite.
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